spankmehardbarry:

lol why’d they call it a bra? more like 

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norahfields:

“what are your plans for the future?”

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awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(via unescapable)

me playing video games: why the fuck u dying..... why you always dying.... mmmmmmmMMMMMOH MY GOD STOP FUCKIN DYING

amazed:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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